Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.

Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014

Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.

Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.

by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.

kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?

by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009

Double flannel

When a person wears two flannels at the same time.

Is Zach pulling a double flannel today??

by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018

Double-flusher

A term used by the popular action hero "Killer Bean" in Killer Bean forever, it is here that it is shown Killer Bean has the ability to flush double-flushers with just one flush.

(Killer Bean walks out of the bathroom after a flush is heard)

Killer Bean: "Double-Flusher."

Bartender: "But you only flushed once.."

Killer Bean: (Shakes his head and shrugs)

by HeathStone August 26, 2021

Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.

Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.

by easye28 August 12, 2019

Double clutched

A offensive move in basketball (usually a shot) that is intended to increase the chance the of being successfully defended or to increase the likelihood of being fouled

When Jordan pulled up to shot the ball at half court. He double clutched to draw a foul.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019