Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.
Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.
by Larry Vandelay September 28, 2006
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Double clutched

A offensive move in basketball (usually a shot) that is intended to increase the chance the of being successfully defended or to increase the likelihood of being fouled
When Jordan pulled up to shot the ball at half court. He double clutched to draw a foul.
by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019
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double barking

when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.
man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.

person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009
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double duncan

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).
Dude, double duncan isn't gay, it is just being bored when you are sitting on the toilet.

by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 12, 2008
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Double Ads

When Youtube is running out of money and ways of torturing you.
You act like I'm going to type a sentence about Youtubes Double ADS.
by Probrobos September 17, 2020
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Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.
And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"
by Kermit The Froggg August 09, 2012
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double dinosaur

A three way with two old guys
She went to the retirement home and got a double dinosaur last night.
by Big Daddy Donkey Punch November 12, 2017
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