Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Derp

Basically, a phrase used when A mistake is made

Ashlyn: Amy you dropped the donuts
Amy:DERP

by CarlyMaroonPurplePig 501 June 3, 2016

Derp Führer

Donald fucking Trump

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint

by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2025

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016

derping

scared and coughing

"See? All that derping for nothing." -CallMeKevin

by dawnlemon December 3, 2020

Derp

A goof, someone stupid or rather tarded.

Friend: Why are you being such a derp.
Me: Uwhahuwhwhuahw
Friend: I’m glad that brick hit you.

by Ekishier May 29, 2022

derp

Derp is Intuitive Stupidity and scroobness and usually consists with minecraft players and noobs

Well, Im A Derpy Person, So My Pixel gun 3d is KingDerp

by KingDerpYT March 21, 2017