An asshole midget white girl who keeps touching me. She wont ever stop bothering you. She also has a horrible love life and has more than 5 exes.
Bobby or sum shit: Yo did Dakota kick your leg again?
Herberb: Yes bro now im boutta be out of the season again because of her ass
Herberb: Yes bro now im boutta be out of the season again because of her ass
by muslim cheems January 21, 2024
Get the Dakotamug. An asshole who has good drawing skills and stays up to late at night talking on snap to some weirdo.
Person 1: have you seen auntie dakota lately?
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
Person 2: no it's okay though because she's a asshole
Person 1: ong fr but those drawing skills though
by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 25, 2023
Get the Auntie dakotamug. A kind, obedient person who never acts with anger but with kindness and can not be too serious and always makes you laugh. He lights up every room he walks into and never says no to anything he is willing to die for you and even a random stranger he hasn't even said hi to. If you have a Dakota then you might as well thank the lord for giving you your life time partner.
Izabell: Oh man Dakota is a cool person what town did he come from?
Taylor: he came from St.Cloud Florida I want a Dakota!
Taylor: he came from St.Cloud Florida I want a Dakota!
by therichperson05 March 16, 2018
Get the Dakotamug. Is big gay has no friends lives in his basement and barely anyone thinks he's cool always caught chewing that tabacco
by Mememasterisgay December 27, 2018
Get the Dakotamug. A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !
Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025
Get the South Dakota Windmillmug. There are NO words that can describe the amount of love and respect you could have for a dakota. she is the best friend that anyone could ever wish for and there is nothing that anyone could tell me to make me think different. she gives the best advice and will NEVER EVER let you down and u have my word on that. but fr not shit they give HELLA good and also not to mention are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET AHHHH. i really think that if ur best friend is called dakota you dont need anyone else because she will always be your #1. also boys fall for her all the time but you know that she wont go for anyone that is not good for her. she will do ANYTHING for her best friend even to the point of breaking up with someone that has hurt her bestie. yes she is that good of a human. there is nothing in this world that could make me or anyone that knows a dakota think something other than the best about her. she is also THE most supportive every ahh.
Boy: oml who is that shes kind really hot tbh
Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth
Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth
by masonoffners June 1, 2020
Get the Dakotamug. by The_Toaster12 December 9, 2022
Get the Dakotamug.