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ironic chronic

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself
man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009
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chronic

"I had to back up off of it and sit my ass down...tanqueray and chronic yeah I'm fucked up now" - snoop
by pisky March 28, 2003
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Chronic Bitch Face

A female who constantly has a "angered" or "agitated" look upon his or primarily her face. Women with the name Lauren tend to have this look about her.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.
If the female figure becomes agitated, she may have a "surprised" kind of laugh. If the male figure is irritated, he may continue to laugh and mock the target person in a repetitive notion. These people will display a Chronic Bitch Face which will be unappealing to all around them.
by Dr. Laurence Alden Radcliff November 1, 2013
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chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general
"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."
by penisshakes April 16, 2023
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Carondelet Bops

A group of sluts that give head, fuck several boys in one night, drink and smoke week thinking their 'bad ass' and start hit with Northgate's Freshman. Some of the Carondelet girls have been known to finger themselves and tell Northgate Freshman that they are the sluts. That is how Carondelet is run. By a bunch of sluts and whores who sleep with several jocks, stoners and fakes.
Eeeeewww!!! Stay away from my boy friend you fucking whore!!! You Carondelet Bops!!!
by The Come Back Kid April 14, 2010
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cyrongize

Salty cyrongize
by oMelon May 7, 2018
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Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
by Barca,A February 1, 2010
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