crooked-neck kenny

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008

croodle

A cross between a crouton and a labradoodle.

"Yo, that croodle tasted like gork, except with extra kitten."

by The Beck March 6, 2009

crook eye

A mythical entity that exists in the ethereal plane but can control the actions of humans who abuse certain drugs such as cannabis.

Man, you're sure acting' like a crook eye today. Get the crook eye outta ya.

by Stu Hu July 23, 2009

Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 30, 2005

Brooklyn noise for the croocklyn boys

Rap slang from Don Mork

Brrrap
Brooklyn noise for the croocklyn boys

by Don Mork December 14, 2009

crookshank

an adjective to describe a generally disagreeable "tramp" that MAY soon be redeemed. Like that chick in "A River Runs Through It" after she said "Norman's not funny."

If she doesn't "make amends" then she's just a crookshank whore.

Fuck 'er, 'damn crookshank whore

by Davo... May 9, 2008

Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.

"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.

by Bellarkian August 12, 2019