dirty cricket

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

by Bill August 29, 2005

moon cricket

slang term describing WHITE PEOPLE..

moon: because they are pale and pasty-colored like the moon
cricket: because they are noisy as hell and take everything over

That dude's boss is such a moon cricket

by alphonse the lurker October 25, 2006

Cricketeer VI

A plague of Egypt that combines forces with Jebus X to become the all mighty power of Egypt

Jebus X and Cricketeer VI rule the universe because they remind the girls of John Holmes

by cricketeer VI June 15, 2003

Cricket-legs

One who is cut, does no leg days, but can jump high as heck and dunk.

Maaan, he's got cricket-legs.

by Hshshskdkd897765 May 16, 2016

Cross Eyed Cricket

being awoken only to find an erect penis in your face, during this startling event your eyes become crossed as you jump backwards letting out a high pitch sound that is reminiscent of a field cricket

Bro she's been cross eyed cricketed so much then only thing that will fix that vision is a pair Joe Paterno's glasses.

That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket

by UrbanGuys February 6, 2015

The Cricket

A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.

Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.

by Will Frankson March 4, 2008

moon cricket

a person who does not blink their eyes and are as wide open as they can be.

The Plant Service's Supervisor is called moon cricket.

by frank August 29, 2004