UrbanGuys's definitions
being awoken only to find an erect penis in your face, during this startling event your eyes become crossed as you jump backwards letting out a high pitch sound that is reminiscent of a field cricket
Bro she's been cross eyed cricketed so much then only thing that will fix that vision is a pair Joe Paterno's glasses.
That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket
That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket
by UrbanGuys February 6, 2015
Get the Cross Eyed Cricketmug.