A: WTF man, I think I got cracker tunnel from my crackberry.
B: How do u know man?
C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!
B: How do u know man?
C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!
by FB Emotional Crew September 29, 2009
by Anubis.ign March 19, 2018
A resident of Northeastern Pennsylvania, especially the Anthracite region roughly between Reading and Scranton
by Federal Q2 January 04, 2004
by BobertPhillups August 05, 2007
Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"
Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.
Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.
It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!
by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010
An absurdly small penis.
by bazorky December 10, 2017
A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry. Sometimes used in a derogatory manner by colored people. However, the true Cracker is not offended- he takes pride in who he is and where he came from.
Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel June 21, 2006