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courtesy spray

spraying some sort of good smelling spray that is supposed to help hide the fact that you just took a dump.
Bob-I'll be right back, I have to take a crap.
Fred-Make sure you courtesy spray!
by gloriouslemon March 6, 2009
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courtesy text

1) When you see some one you haven't seen in a while so you text them so you dont feel bad and your not being rude
2) When you get someones number and you text them for like a week and then just stop, so your not the jerk that "didnt text me"
1) I saw Joe at the mall so i sent him a courtesy text so he wouldnt think i was ignoring him.
2) I need to send that chick from the fair a courtesy text so if we meet again she wont slap me.
by angel of america November 29, 2009
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Courtesy Knuckles

When a male continuously strokes the clitoris of a female vagina with his knuckles, while at the same time he masturbates.
Last night Andrew and I had sex at the montage. As he pulled out he began to masturbate and give me courtesy knuckles. It was a blast!
by Mr. Legend February 24, 2011
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Courtesy Knuckles

When a male continuously strokes the clitoris of a female vagina with his knuckles, while at the same time he masturbates.
Last night me and my boyfriend had sex at the montage. As he pulled out he began to masturbate and give me courtesy knuckles. It was a blast!
by Mr.ALegend February 26, 2011
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Courtesy Makeout

When you go on a date with someone who seems to have spent a lot of money or time planning it and things don't go great but you "courtesy makeout" with them anyway.
"John spent $400 on front row tickets to Bruno Mars but was a total loser. Jane had to courtesy makeout with him anyway as a thank you."
by DezzyFox January 26, 2013
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Courtney

A wonderful girl who gives you the most warm feeling when around her. Who has a lot of Ex’s. A way to describe Courtney is she is Thicc, she has a dirty mind, she is sexy, she is cute, and has a bubbly personality, and is such a beautiful girl. Courtney is a girl who you can love forever. Every guy drools over her!!! Courtney is every guys dream girl!! A Courtney is the hottest girl in school!!! If your name is Courtney you are atomicly attractive!! If you ever meet a Courtney never let her out of your life trust me you will regret it!!
OTHER GUY: Damn that girl Courtney is fineee af!!

COURTNEY’S EX: Yeah I know she is but.. I broke up with her and I regret it!!!

OTHER GUY: That’s facts if you ever meet a Courtney never let her out of your life because a Courtney is the most beautiful girl in school who has so much love to give.

COURTNEY’S EX: I’m going to get back together with Courtney!!!

OTHER GUY: Oh I don’t know about that because every guy in school wants her including ME!! so you have a unlikely chance of getting back togather with her!!!

COURTNEY’S EX: We’ll see about that!! I’m going to get back together with Courtney and you better stay away from her!!!

OTHER GUY: Woah man yeah we’ll see about that but we both probably don’t have a chance with her because like I said and what every guy says Courtney is the hottest girl in school!!!!
by Cody Samules June 17, 2019
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change course

A politically correct substitute for the word "lose." Has become extremely popular in the last 4 years.
The Springfield Hawks seemed to have victory in the state championship game locked up. But halfway through the game, Coach Moore decided that winning was too hard, and had the team change course.
by Timstuff January 22, 2008
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