Riding the cotton clydesdale

An impressive menstrual cycle.

"She's moody today. I think she's riding the cotton clydesdale."

by tradesman April 04, 2003

cotton-headed ninnymuggins

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly

sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

by scuba steve December 24, 2004

cotton candy kiss

Putting a piece of cotton candy in your mouth and give you lover a french kiss.

Cotton candy kisses are so sweet and sugary, it's candy and kissing at the same time.

by Pamela Rae May 28, 2006

Bellare cotton jam

Verb: the act of insurting a penis into a womans vagina while she has a cotton tampon insurted in her nukkle profected and fonuded in 2009 by Billy kent!

Ya i gave that bitch a "Bellare cotton jam",

and now shes afraid of the dark!

by mastab December 26, 2009

pink cotton candy

when your period blood gets stuck in your pubes

forgot to shave and this damn pink cotton candy happened

by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016

cotton ass crack

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.

Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.

by NICMOZ May 21, 2008

Riding the cotton pony

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 14, 2012