To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021
Get the Cop a Mousemug. One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese
Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021
Get the Samurai Copmug. A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
by Stickololo April 11, 2020
Get the obstruction of copmug. Purposefully driving around disobeying traffic laws with the purpose of seeing if you can attract attention from traffic police.
by willz48640 November 6, 2011
Get the trolling for copsmug. When two close friends meet at a parking lot in their cars, parking drivers windows as close as possible to eachother. Best performed in coffe shop lots.
"Why be inside that establishment where everyone can hear us. Lets hit the drive thru and park out front cop style."
by bpacheco April 8, 2016
Get the Cop Stylemug. Calum: “so Daniel I was walking underneath a balcony and copped a spray! Think I need a shower”
Daniel: “Oh no! You’ve copped a spray. Would you like a towel?”
Calum: “No thanks, Daniel. I have my own.”
Daniel: “Oh no! You’ve copped a spray. Would you like a towel?”
Calum: “No thanks, Daniel. I have my own.”
by 717 April 25, 2019
Get the Copped a spraymug. An Animal cop is someone who will go around and save animals from
1. Being abused
2.being homeless/ starving
And bad habitats like: a dump or highly polluted area
1. Being abused
2.being homeless/ starving
And bad habitats like: a dump or highly polluted area
A guy didn't feed his dog in months his neighbors called the 'animal cops' they came to the guys house and took his dog to a shelter to feed and take care of him, as well as take the owner to court . In worse cases they might be arrested on the spot.
by Animals are life❤️❤️💚💚 June 25, 2016
Get the animal copmug.