Cockitis

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!

i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.

by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006

cookie butter

The most amazing edible item you will ever find.. It's just like peanut butter, but instead, it's cookie butter! Found at the store "Trader Joe's"

Bri: Give me some cookie butter!
Vi: *dumps jar of cookie butter in her mouth, gives empty bottle to Bri, and runs off screaming*

by ShyVi September 28, 2013

baking cookies

getting it on; having hot hot sex.

"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."

by wilfs January 13, 2008

chili chokin' pepper belly

Something an immigration cop might call you.

Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"

by Anthony Stoner March 27, 2008

Shelf cooking

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!

Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!

by BriELeigh June 1, 2018

toss the cookies

An expression referring to the act of regurgitation. Usually associated with regurgitaion resulting from an illness of ailment.

"I drank way too much last night. I've been tossing cookies all day long"

"She tossed her cookies all over me!"

by emanwich September 10, 2003