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cooked

(verb)
To get insulted or made fun of by another person. If they get support from bystanders or a viewing audience then it is extra effective, whether the insults are true or not.

Shoes are a typical target for "cookings".

synonyms:
blazed, riffed, insulted
Cooker"Hey you bought those ugly ass shoes at once upon a child!"

the Cooked "What ?"

Cook watchers"OHHHH you just got cooked !"
by vibraphone July 9, 2010
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choker necklace

girls that are hoes wear chokers cause they really want cock
Maren wears a choker necklace because she wants scottys cock!
by dicks69697 November 28, 2016
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choker

1. (Noun) A collar that would choke the wearer if the leash was pulled by master or pet.
2. (Noun) Any necklace with less than 1cm of slack, usually worn by emo kids with all sorts of studs and spikes on them.
1. Man this bitch I was dating for like 3 weeks invites me back to her house to get our freak on but then she pulls out this choker I freaked out. The chastity belt was enough!

2. Christ, I've seen chunkies in my puke that look better than that emo kid with the choker over there.
by Simon Staszkiewicz November 3, 2005
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Cookery

(Adj.) the art, practice or study of cooking ones mind with various illiced substances more than the average human would.

In result creating a person to act and talk in a cooked like manner.
Dave: hey nyenda whats the time?

Nyenda: pretty sure its july........pass the dortios??

Dave:.......cookery.
by Mrpetersmith November 24, 2013
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cooberz

dale mCcubrey, an assistant principal at bacon academy, (also known as cooberstown). Mrs. mCcubrey has huge balls with spikey pubic hair. Also repes cooperstown classic gear.
Cooberz ball whipped little johnny and left his face purple and filled with holes.
by r kelly April 7, 2004
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Cookee

A person who is silly and likes to sing. This individual also loves to embarrass others.
Did you hear that cookee? They sing like a superstar!
by audreuga December 3, 2010
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Cooked pasta

a phrase used to describe something bad.
over cooked pasta is even worse.
Dude, thats some over cooked pasta that your mom died
by meowmixayla December 7, 2010
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