Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 09, 2022

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Coochie Collector

This individual will go to great lengths in order to get attention from women. He usually doesn’t even make it past first base, but he is friends with numerous attractive women.

Sending a valentines card to Kappa Apple Gamma was a real coochie collector move by Gabe.

by Newwavewhiteboyslang December 01, 2020

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Wolverine Coochie

The type of coochie that has recuperative ability. It has the power to restore it's natural size, shape, form and moisture, even following a vigorous session of sexual penetration.

Yo got that fire wolverine coochie. I thought I was in her butt the second time in.

by MeloManAce December 31, 2020

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Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 04, 2022

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Coochie Collision

When two females collide in the frontal area and their coochies collide. You may or may not feel a tingling sensation. But you sure do get a good giggle out of it!

Jacky and Chloe collide into eachother while playing volley.

They got in a coochie collision!

by Bush1623 May 01, 2021

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