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crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.
That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.
by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010
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Wine Coma

A heavily drunken state in which the person passes out, or becomes dazed and looses senses of surroundings.
Commonly brought on by drinking wine in large amounts over a short space of time, always followed by an awful hangover.
Ideal state for drawing on faces of victims.
Your fault, shouldn't have got in a wine coma
by rudeboyyy February 22, 2011
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Comm house slide

When a person turns sideways and slides through the door in stead of pushing it open. Which makes the next person have to completely open the door. It's a very dick move. Very popular at community house middle school
Guy1 "wow he just pulled the comm house slide."
Guy2 "what a dick"
by Pistolman11 September 14, 2011
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coma

- x_x
help im in a coma.
by fatfucc February 11, 2020
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Queens park coma

The state of complete relaxation experienced by government employees on a Friday (or any other day for that matter). Often induced by too much alcohol and too little work. The Queens park coma takes it's name from the Ontario provincial parliament, Toronto.
Person 1: How was work?
Person 2: Dude, it was awesome. I drank like 3 beers at lunchtime, laid back in my chair with the TV on and fell into a Queens park coma!
by 1982jefe April 24, 2009
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Comme de Fuckdown

An expression which comes from writing the sentence "Calm the fuck down" as if it were French: "Comme" for Calm, "de" for the, and Fuckdown altogether. It is probably trying to make fun of both English slang (da/de used for "the") and French language (or, of French people that don't know how to write English properly).

The expression "Comme de Fuckdown" was made popular by a Dutch apparel company producing caps, t-shirt and goodies displaying that sentence.
What is this "Comme de Fuckdown" everyone is wearing? - Don't know dude, some Dutch company.

I'm going to freak out... - Comme de Fuckdown (Calm the fuck down)
by BBB's cube September 17, 2013
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Power Coma

When you intend to take a 20 minute power nap and you wake up 2 hours later.
I was so tired after work today I just wanted to rest my eyes for a few minutes. The next thing I know, I wake up two hours later and discover that my power nap has turned into a power coma.
by CydInSLC January 21, 2011
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