Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.

Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH

by InternetSlangPhD May 2, 2022

Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.

Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.

by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022

Hilton Head Coffee

Jim Beam poured into a coffee mug; similar to a road soda.

Hey, let's grab some Hilton Head Coffees for the ride to the golf course.

by Narguts2010 June 19, 2010

bottomless cup of coffee

Term used by escorts to indicate "multiple cups" or "multiple shots," meaning the client is permitted multiple ejaculations for one fee, usually within a pre-defined timeframe. See also "MSOG"(multiple shots of goal") or "multiple cups."

Wow, her hourly rate includes a bottomless cup of coffee! I'm gonna take a blue pill so I can get as many free refills as possible tonight!

by Mr Softee May 4, 2014

milk in my coffee

Reference to interracial relationships... black people who like white people

Black guy: I prefer black women but every now and then I like a little bit of milk in my coffee.

by DaYungFlyGuy April 29, 2014

Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil

DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again

by Death by coffee September 18, 2017

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019