contracentration

Having excellent hand-eye coordination, due to excessive playings of 'Contra', a true masterful video game released on the original NES system in 1988.

"Some good contracentration you got there, man!"
"You know contracentration saved your a** right there, sucka!"

by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008

contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!

he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!

by michael foolsley November 13, 2011

Colorado-brownbeard

The act of having ones face covered in feces while eating out a girls anus.

While eating out your girlfriends butt while she has the runs, she has a bowel movement on your face covering the face in feces giving the receiver a Colorado-brownbeard

by 1iquidFreshness February 24, 2012

Colorado Cologne

slang for the smell of marijuana

even if you can smell the colorado cologne on someone, it's legal as long as they've got the card!

by zantheman November 24, 2011

Colorado sun chip

when you preform the act of ejaculating on your partners back. then sitting out in the sun till the substance dries and crisps. then have the partner eat "sun chips".

i busted a nut on my girls back by the pool and made her stay there till the jizz was crispy. afterwards she enjoyed my dna filled Colorado sun chips.

by half sack January 11, 2013

colorado brownie

A brownie containing marijuana. The name originates with Colorado's legalization of marijuana and the resulting edible marijuana products being available for retail purchase.

"Hey, bro--are these Colorado brownies?"

"You know it, son. Got them at my local dispensary."

by oscar goldman October 8, 2013

Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.

The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014