person A, probably anyone: hey, have you seen the news? some kid jumped from a hospital roof because he couldn’t afford the bill :(
person 2, an omori player: close
person 2, an omori player: close
by basiliu. December 18, 2023

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.
if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.
by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

A gay test
by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

A poverty stricken area with dangerously high crime rates. A community of troubled individuals who neighbour Lower Pennlea Road, and bring the reputation of Weston to an all time low.
‘You are so Chandler Close’
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for
Basically the worst insult you can ever receive. It insults you personhood and everything you stand for
by frozen tan May 6, 2021

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags February 19, 2012
