Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019

The Slippery Clam

The slippery clam is the act of taking a big swig of cold water right before going down on your lady's parts, a guaranteed crowd pleaser! Warning: it gets very slippery.

I surprised my girlfriend with the slippery clam last night, she went bananas!

by Bennie Codgers April 19, 2011

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010

Clam eyed

When someone is so high that their eyes don't open fully. 1/2 open etc.

Jonathan, you are so high, you're all clam eyed.

by Christopher2302 April 3, 2009

Clam Running

female version of tea bagging

"Last weekend that bitch clamran me good!"
i was gona let her go clam running on my ass until she queefed

by troy hollings January 17, 2009

Clam Ice

1. Any decoration of the vagina or mons pubis with crystals, beads, or sequins in a way that is designed to be temporary. 2. The artistic end product of vajazzling.

"Hey, I got vajazzled! Wanna see my clam ice?"

by JadeOrchid May 8, 2018