anakin christ

The name that several have given to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars series, due to the parallels of his character and Jesus Christ.

1. Both were "immaculately" concevied. Jesus by the Holy Spirit, and Anakin by the Midichlorians.

2. Both were prophesized to be the savior of their people. Jesus for mankind's sins, and Anakin to destroy the sith and bring balance to the force.

Anakin's fall to the darkside would be like saying Jesus Christ refuted God, and sided with Satan and the demons of hell.

by Lon September 5, 2005

Charlie Christ

The owner of the worst game on Roblox, Stepford County Railway. Its community is full of underage fanboys and fangirls who go absolutely insane when SCR releases a new update. Charlie Christ is also the owner of the Stepford County Railway OnlyFans page, where SCR fanboys may wank to its fleet of paper trains, which look absolutely disgusting and are taken from MTG. However, its staff, developers and the majority of the community think they are fantastic and absolutely amazing.

God save Charlie Christ, our dearest Lord and Saviour, the absolute legend, and his biggest simp, Samproductions, otherwise known as Simpproductions, Winner of the 2020 Most Warnings Given award, as well as his other simps, JiveOff, also known as JerkOff or Jackoff, who banned words such as "Leak" and "Sources", to prove his loyalty, IslandLine, who warned hundreds of people for absolutely no reason or for the slightest mistake. He also banned many for absurd reasons such as "And you're gone" and "Goodbye".

by charlie christ worshipper April 16, 2021

Jesus Christ

God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."

Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.

Jesus Christ loves you personally

Jesus Christ saved you from death

Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.

by A Child of God. February 10, 2021

christ's ass

A particularly blasphemous exclamation. Usually used when one is in pain.

-drops large rock on foot- christ's ass, that hurts! agh! god!

by nerdia314 April 10, 2008

Christco

Any "mega church" that has huge membership numbers, and an emphasis on entertainment as much or more than religion.

As in: "Christco Warehouse Religion Club" for all your bulk and discount worship needs.

Bob and Alice joined the new "Christco" club down the street, they love the pastor, but the new dance numbers are to die for!

by RockyWords August 10, 2009

Christ Jesus

An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.

Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.

"Do you hear that?"

(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)

"Christ Jesus!"

or....

Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"

Man2: "Nope."

Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."

by Johnny Gobs July 6, 2010

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009