Christopher Columbus

the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.

Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.

Christopher Columbus by Affen Ficker December 24, 2008

Christopher Newport University 

A college in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia known for being drier then the Sahara Desert. The students have the superiority complex of UVa kids and think everyone else is trashy, yet while they're playing World of Warcraft and watching entire seasons of Family Guy on a Friday night, students at every other college are out getting laid. Go figure.

"I'm transferring to community college."

"Dude, you've only been at Christopher Newport University for a day!"

"And I already want to put a gun in my mouth"

Christopher Newport University by evannnnnN November 6, 2007

Christopher Kenneth Isley

This guy has a big dick and you should always try to get with him

Wow , thats nothing compared to a Christopher Kenneth Isley dick

Christopher Kenneth Isley by Thatguyyyyyyudontknow October 27, 2017

Christopher reeves 

Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.

By Shocklin and Gideon

Similar to horse fucking except you let her go and impaling her head into the wall.

Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.

By Shocklin and Gideon
Christopher Reeves aka superman aka horse fucking

Christopher reeves by Shocklin & Gideon March 7, 2009

Christopher Columbus

The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.

Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.

Christopher Columbus by Mistletoe's RHA CWRU November 1, 2010

Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

Christopher Alexander by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

Christopher Columbus by P84 February 11, 2013