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chris

the name for the most absolutely perfect man in the entire world,he makes you want to spend the rest of ur life with him every time he speaks to you and he makes the stupidest things hillarious,usually comes with a super sexxy tanned body,a hot aussie accent,beautiful blue eyes,perfect lips, a GIGANTIC COCK and a cute lisp to top it all off,tends to have great jobs like scientist or kangaroo racer and will soon be married more than likely,if you find a chris,NEVER LET HIM GO
i love chris,he is absolutely pefect,im gonna marry him,i swear
by sammyluvsaussieboy July 22, 2012
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Chris

my super hot boyfriend that turns me on all the time and i cannot wait to give myself to.
As in: I love Chris and i Will forever
by Brooklyn22 January 15, 2009
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chris

The cheapest guy on earth. He would sell his own limbs for a price. This is the guy that totals up his and his wife's share of the bill at the restaurant and forgets they had all that wine, but thinks that he is a generous son-of-a-bitch. He's the guy that will rip off his friends and his family to save a buck. He is a hoarder of course and lives like a bum but has copious amounts of money that he will never spend. He has no friends left in the world as he has ripped them all off and they all eventually caught on. He is a sociopath but somehow has escaped jail, as he is curiously lucky. He thinks he deserves more than he has and is a bitter bag of shit. Everyone that knows a Chris loathes him is waiting for Chris to die so that their lives will be better.
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by fembotnow August 19, 2013
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chris

best guy at under-the-influence sex. will never need viagra. Also, sometimes loves to scare kids with chainsaws. has a very attractive tush
chainsaw noise...
there's chris
by uhhhh12345678989 June 13, 2011
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chris

1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.

2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)

3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.

4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.

2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.

3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?

4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
by bruce69 May 23, 2006
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the chris

Dude is just plain sick. Crushes girls like bigfoot on an ant farm.
You see "The Chris" over there? Looks like they'll be no lodies for us tonight.
by repeaterer January 21, 2005
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chris's

hot group of dilfs named chris's, that look amazingly hot without a tshirt and have beautiful asses

eg:
- evans
- hemsworth
- pine
omg the mcu chris's are so hot, except chris pratt
by I like dilfs an milfs August 25, 2021
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