Tiananmen Square, China

A place where nothing happened in June 4, 1989, it was a sunny day and bees were buzzing, birds were singing, and students were being fucking massacred.

Me: Do you know Tiananmen Square, China?
Dog: Bark

by China 1989 December 10, 2021

Beat China

To masturbate to Asian pornography.

Donald Trump: I beat China all the time. All. The. Time.

by blarkk September 21, 2016

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Mayor of China

ChingChiChuChongChang HyunA HyunA

the mayor of china

by sehun July 19, 2021

great wall of china

A BIG FAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

MASON IS A GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!

by mason101010101010101010101010 November 1, 2018

bing bong China

Product that is made in China and is of very poor quality.

Mass-produced, low quality product with nonsense brand name.

There's so much more bing bong China on Amazon these days, I end up looking elsewhere for a simple USB cable.

by DSPrice June 16, 2025

Meta Helped China With AI

Yeah dawg that is super-treason you can't give that to them... Unless I control all of their electronics now, in which case, there's this cute TikTok girl that sings the Russian song and you motherfuckers need to fork her over immediately! I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!!!

Hym "Meta helped China with AI? Hooooly shit guys! What the fuck Trump!? How about get this new whistleblower some security? Or does she not need it because it's the whistleblowing about stealing from me part that people are getting killed over?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025