Yellow Cancer

The end stage of yellow fever where a person is no longer capable of dating or appreciating any other race but Asians, to the point that it begins to negatively affect their lives.

He hasn't dated anyone besides Asians. His yellow fever has progressed to end-stage yellow cancer...

by kh9793 May 23, 2019

lover cancer

It is when one is inflicted with too much affection and love from an aggressive hopeless romantic.

Sheila have been dating since she was 5, but only now, Bruce gave her lover cancer.

by lolabananabunny January 13, 2014

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007

Cure for cancer

Yuri Plisetsky’s smile

His smile is the cure for cancer

by I can’t tell you who I am duhh June 28, 2018

google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.

Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."

by Mercks December 12, 2013

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008

cancer germs

a euphemism for spreading something impossible, like a really bad rumour.

from a bad house fic that had all the ducklings twitching and catching brain cancer

#1: ZOMG house totally dies in the next episode
#2: Cancer germs, d00d

by okelay May 30, 2006