cake wagon

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

by tmurt April 2, 2009

cake vulture

The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.

Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.

Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?

Luke: Who cares? There's cake!

Ann: You cake vulture.

by Corporatespeak January 2, 2009

Cake break

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.

"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."

by vanilla king November 21, 2010

Cake Void

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

by Imonagoat February 25, 2011

Cake Zone

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.

Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."

by Snowman92 March 24, 2011

Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

Cake money

Doing something that is just way to easy.

Modern day replacement for easy as pie

Yo making my girlfriend and her friend polish sisters was cake money

by joeybagodoughnuts October 30, 2016