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crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
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Crispy

Yo, mack is real crispy over there.
by Liizehh June 11, 2015
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little crispy

When an idiot lights the hair on his/her arm on fire and it makes little chuncks at the bottoms of the hairs
Omg look at the little crispys on xaivers arm

Ikr so crispy
by Saidey wilson June 4, 2017
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Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
by sussybls December 3, 2023
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Crispy Bitch

A Vietnam Vet who was severely burned in the war, that won’t shut the fuck up.
Man, Gramps is being a Crispy Bitch again.
by Isdustbinn March 30, 2020
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case of crispies

"Could smash CFA and a case of crispies for $40"
by crispy_boy August 7, 2018
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Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
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