if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!

Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

Milk cricket

A fat white social justice warrior who thinks poc need her guidance

That milk cricket won't stop telling me, how if I vote differently than her I'm a race traitor.

by Wowmansomeguy March 10, 2024

Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.

Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.

by Master ski November 21, 2023

bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.

She’s a real bean cricket ay?!

by Doseofshadi June 27, 2023

butt crickets

an unknown sickness caused by giving babies cow milk

“great now my kids are gonna have butt crickets”

by skankbosslady September 13, 2021