Columbidaephobia 

Columbidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a pigeon is watching your every move........ This phobia is most common for the ages 12-30.
symptoms: you are always paranoid, you lock your bedroom window and door so that it cannot watch you sleep. Every time you see a pigeon you scream and run. If a pigeon whacks into your office window you think it was a failed assassination attempt.......

mate #1: hey look at that Columbidaephobiac guy!
mate #2 watch this, PIGEON!
Columbidaephobia sufferer: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

Columbidaephobia by man on a bus March 13, 2022

Colombian Card Swipe 

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

Colombian Card Swipe by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Colombian Pink Eye 

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

Colombian Pink Eye by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

Columbine 

1. A type of flower
2. A high school in Littleton, Colorado

Columbine means an aquilegia with long-spurred flowers.

1. "I love that columbine, it looks better than the other flowers!"
2. "Columbine High shouldn't have been shot up at all."

Columbine by Zach T. Radass December 18, 2022

colombian horse 

Colombian horse is slang for coffee, since colombia is known for their beans, and horse is slang for another brown like addictive substance, heroin.

I love geeting that high from the colombian horse, its legal af too.

colombian horse by dildosexual April 14, 2023

Colombian Sneeze 

A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.

"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"

Colombian Sneeze by WeedApple August 16, 2023

dirty colombian 

When you snort Cocaine out of your girlfriend's asshole.

Yo bro, Sarah just let me do a Dirty Colombian to her. It was amazing!

dirty colombian by Nasty Manager September 12, 2018