Chicken joe

A character of surfs up and is often used to compare a individual to a stoner.

“Oi mate your legit chicken joe”

by Anita sentius February 27, 2020

chicken joe

Chicken Joe is the main side character for comedic relief. Chicken Joe is first introduced on the back of a whale hitting a bong with Cody Maverick (his new best friend). Unfortunately Chicken Joe has a crippling addiction to marijuana and goes on a walk through the jungle high off his nuggets on rope and nearly gets cooked alive by natives.

He is accepted into a surfing companion because Mikey Abromowitz lost a bet then proceeds to win while high out of his mind and doesn’t even notice.

Chicken Joe knows professional wrestlers such as John Cena and The Undertaker on a personal basis.

Let’s go get high with Chicken Joe.

Chicken Joe is the best surfer.

by Slappy Frappy April 24, 2020

Chicken Submarine

The leftovers of a roast chicken are placed in the bed/pillow of a friend.

If Rob doesn't stop bitching out I'm going to chicken submarine him

by magbnl February 23, 2011

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 16, 2010

lap chicken

A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour

Man I really need a lap chicken

by Lapchicken222 September 14, 2017

Dead Chicken

Having sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Aye man i fucked this bitch last night, she made me go dead chicken

by BOONK_GANG March 06, 2018

chicken washer

A black man or woman who ignores FDA and CDC recommendations and "washes dey chicken so da spices stick betta" typically using dish soap.

Bro Jamal's mom is a chicken washer.

by #65 April 07, 2023