Prison Butthole

The loose, gaping state of the male anus after being placed in a federal prison.

Jim wasn't the same after he got Prison Butthole

"Don't steal that dude, you'll get Prison Butthole,"

by Smiffle April 25, 2014

pineapple butthole

when you are smoking a cigarette and the ash falls on your skin

him: "ouch! that hurt like a pineapple butthole!"

by fukinbitchesgettinmoney June 16, 2017

Greasy Butthole

We know this sex move! Pour that full bottle of Vaseline up her asshole until she screams her social. Then get another bottle and lube it dick to legs. STICK IT UP HER ASS!

Dude: Greasy Butthole this bitch!

Girl: (Screams social and every asian she fucked)

Prostitute: They don't call it "Wonder Jelly" for nothin!

by _yeet.god_ October 22, 2018

Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.

"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"

by deadgirlxsinful December 20, 2009

The Texas butthole tickler

A weird person

The Texas butthole tickler is a weird mf.

by Yea yea ma’am April 11, 2022

Butthole Cheese

Cheese exiting through your butthole. Can be liquid, like nachos, or chunky, like blue cheese. Usually causes the feeling of constipation.

I can't have sex with all this Butthole Cheese on my ass!

My Butthole Cheese is preventing me from pooping.

by dontflicktheknockers March 27, 2012

butthole bandits

getting a bunch of naked guys and turning off the lights, then running around trying to stick your dick in someones ass in the pitch black darkness.
(if you so do this you are a super faggot.)

hey javier you wanna call the guys and play butthole bandits later?

by tymieshu June 13, 2008