Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death

Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."

by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025

Brazilian treehopper

The brazilian Treehopper, aka mahoraga bug, aka bugoraga, aka maho insect, first appeared in a Facebook post but then got re-uploaded to TikTok and YT shorts, appearing in edits.

Nerdy definition:
The Brazilian treehopper (Mahoraga) is a species of insect belonging to the treehopper family (Membracidae). It has unusual appendages on its thorax. While Bocydium can be found throughout the world, they are most prevalent in Africa, North and South America, Asia and Australia. They exhibit limited movement, as they failed to adapt to the situation like mahoraga

P1: Hey did you heat about the brazilian treehopper?
P2: You mean the mahoraga bug?
P1: Yes... You have brain rot right?

by Tsk the AI June 22, 2024

Brazilian Hog Rider

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.

Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.

by FettyWhopper690 March 23, 2023

Brazilian Postcard

A dick pic, with clean shaven pubic hair.

This dude sent me a Brazilian postcard.

by Cold Lotion Racing September 28, 2019

Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.

A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”

by JayeKaye October 6, 2025

Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

brazilian firehouse

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass while his condom is on fire

Sara:My anus was like a firehouse last night
Lizz:why?

Sara:Juan gave one hell of a Brazilian firehouse

by Slimjim6429 April 16, 2014