IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream
by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020
Get the Brad Jonesmug. I really don't feel like doing anything today. I've got a case of the Brad. Let's get this work done today, don't be a Brad.
by No1ukno369 June 13, 2018
Get the Bradmug. by Brad the cheese man June 13, 2019
Get the Bradmug. A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.
Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.
by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018
Get the Bradmug. Brad's are the popular guys in high school who play football and have crushes on cheerleaders. They are the gayest guys in the world and they are ridiculous in any sense...No one likes them except for cheerleaders and a nerdy girl who can't help but fall in love with him. He is usually cute but when he reaches 34 years old. He evolves into a Kevin. This is another name for a stupid jerk who hates everyone but himself. Kevin's go to country clubs and wear sweaters around their necks especially pink ones. Brad's cannot keep a girlfriend for a day more or less a minute...they are so egotistical and rude to their friends...DONT BE A BRAD KIDS
Nerdy shy girl," Brad is so hot!"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"
by UrbbgAbby July 5, 2022
Get the Bradmug. by Rodigan August 22, 2016
Get the spunky bradmug. His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
by KachiggaMyNigga👅👌🏿 May 3, 2018
Get the BIG BAD BISEXUAL BRADmug.