A specific male species who wears women's zip up pants and thinks that he is quirky. He has no idea his girlfriend is his biggest stan, because he did not know what stan meant until yesterday. He thinks weather stations are the coolest invention on the planet even cooler than his bigger and better phone which is neither of those, but at least better than the one he drowned in Balaton. He has been called old more times than he has showed up anywhere on time and his beard and extroverted personality make him a professional creep. He drinks more beer and eats more food than the population of Australia, where he possibly came out of the womb with thongs already on his feet. He is a cheapskate at heart, but makes exceptions when it comes to The North Face, which he wears 24/7 including on a sailing boat, which he uses as a flex of his captain skills. His memory is worse than his dad jokes, which cause his girlfriend to shake her head. He will not remember this entry in 50 years but at least his girlfriend had a good time ditching her TOK work to write this for him.
Despite being Jay the boomer his girlfriend loves him endlessly and cannot wait to be bullied for this crime.
by crikeycrackhead November 22, 2021
Get the Jay the boomermug. A Boomer AMP is just another name for a subwoofer. People add this little toy to their vehicles to intensify the volume of their music.
Chris: This new sound system sucks in my mustang. It's way too quiet.
Rob: You should have kept your old sound system and bought yourself a Boomer AMP instead.
Chris: What would that do?
Rob: Give you better sound quality and volume.
Rob: You should have kept your old sound system and bought yourself a Boomer AMP instead.
Chris: What would that do?
Rob: Give you better sound quality and volume.
by Pony Battles August 9, 2020
Get the Boomer AMPmug. A home or other piece of property that is inappropriately out of scope for the area it is located in.
"My uncle's been trying to sell his home so he can retire to Florida but nobody is buying."
"Probably because nobody wants a six-bedroom, $1.2 million boomer shack in a town with a median income of $40k."
"Probably because nobody wants a six-bedroom, $1.2 million boomer shack in a town with a median income of $40k."
by Spagheddia March 1, 2023
Get the Boomer Shackmug. “You better GET home NOW!!!!!”
- Mom did you just use boomer caps?
“I can’t believe susan DIDN’T go to the party last night!”
“Please make sure my website has ALL the content on it”
- I understand you want all the content but you don’t need to boomer cap me.
- Mom did you just use boomer caps?
“I can’t believe susan DIDN’T go to the party last night!”
“Please make sure my website has ALL the content on it”
- I understand you want all the content but you don’t need to boomer cap me.
by mjw media August 30, 2020
Get the BOOMER Capsmug. Generational wealth inherited by children and grandchildren of Boomers that consists of entirely useless items such as vintage speakers, 8 foot long dinning tables, dusty cocktail glasses and brass pottery.
Instead of investing money into an index fund, many Boomers wasted money buying items they deemed valuable (but not valuable enough to sell) and passed those items through Boomerational wealth to their descendants.
by RieuxRising January 26, 2021
Get the Boomerational wealthmug. The “Boomer Remover” is also used as a nickname for the coronavirus/Covid-19. The reason it is named this is because it is worst affecting people aged 55+, and boomers are aged 55-75
Hey, are you ok? You don’t seem too well. Maybe you caught the Boomer Remover while you were in china?
by peneupmybootyhole69 March 15, 2020
Get the Boomer Removermug. (N)
On a very rare occasion, you will find on of these. Usually men, as the woman are busy yelling at people to “GET YO ASS OUTA HERE”, they are ok. There are many different examples. A ghetto black boomer is a boomer who acts like an old black ghetto rly old man. Then there are the coconut boomers, they act don’t act like boomers at all. Coconut boomers tend to look like they are in their 40s. They are usually normal weight, but on a rare occasion, you will find a chunky one like my dad. They have white accents and act like a whit 40 year old. Finally we have a African boomer, who is maybe the head of the family. They are very cultural and kind.
On a very rare occasion, you will find on of these. Usually men, as the woman are busy yelling at people to “GET YO ASS OUTA HERE”, they are ok. There are many different examples. A ghetto black boomer is a boomer who acts like an old black ghetto rly old man. Then there are the coconut boomers, they act don’t act like boomers at all. Coconut boomers tend to look like they are in their 40s. They are usually normal weight, but on a rare occasion, you will find a chunky one like my dad. They have white accents and act like a whit 40 year old. Finally we have a African boomer, who is maybe the head of the family. They are very cultural and kind.
Black boomers are not white boomers
Ghetto black boomer: “I play with them cards every at mc donalds
Coconut black boomer: “I need to do taxes”
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On a very rare occasion, you will find on of these. Usually men, as the woman are busy yelling at people to “GET YO ASS OUTA HERE”, they are ok. There are many different examples. A ghetto black boomer is a boomer who acts like an old black ghetto rly old man. Then there are the coconut boomers, they act don’t act like boomers at all. Coconut boomers tend to look like they are in their 40s. They are usually normal weight, but on a rare occasion, you will find a chunky one like my dad. They have white accents and act like a whit 40 year old. Finally we have a African boomer, who is maybe the head of the family. They are very cultural and kind.
Ghetto black boomer: “I play with them cards every at mc donalds
Coconut black boomer: “I need to do taxes”
(N)
On a very rare occasion, you will find on of these. Usually men, as the woman are busy yelling at people to “GET YO ASS OUTA HERE”, they are ok. There are many different examples. A ghetto black boomer is a boomer who acts like an old black ghetto rly old man. Then there are the coconut boomers, they act don’t act like boomers at all. Coconut boomers tend to look like they are in their 40s. They are usually normal weight, but on a rare occasion, you will find a chunky one like my dad. They have white accents and act like a whit 40 year old. Finally we have a African boomer, who is maybe the head of the family. They are very cultural and kind.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
Get the black boomersmug.