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Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.
Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.
by Bocão March 12, 2022
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fake fake blonde

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde
Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp
by satomeow May 19, 2023
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Blonde

Hot girls who are mistaken for being dumb just because of their hair color. psh..
Joanna and Noelle are mistaken for being dumb, just cuz their hair is blonde.
by Noelle October 12, 2004
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Blonde

Having a difficult time getting things right or remembering things.
I'm having a bit of a blonde day.
Sorry I was having a blonde moment.
by Bugsy September 10, 2003
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Strawberry Blonde

I’m a fricken strawberry blonde not a ginger or regular blonde!!! Some people call me ginger. Some call me blonde but my hair is a blonde with red mixed in get it right bitches!
“She is a ginger.”
“No she is a blonde!”
“I’m strawberry blonde you pricks!”
by Fernc099er October 10, 2018
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she belongs to the streets

Underhand way of saying she is a hoe that participates in hoe activities that involve hoeing herself around like a hoe.
bro 1 "man that bitch Kate, she belongs to the streets bro"
bro 2 "couldn't agree more my g"
by Tylen Gillies April 19, 2020
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All Your friends are belong to Tom

The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.
Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.
by Emos make me lawl January 2, 2008
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