Obama's Bowling Score

A politically correct way to call something/someone retarded or a retard. OBS for short.

Man 1: "You know that John kid?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he is so Obama's Bowling Score."
Man 1: "It's to bad his mother drank while she was pregnant."
Man 2: "Poor OBS."

by whtthldbttrdntlk March 24, 2009

Bowling For Soup

The worst band in the world.

I am listening to "1985" by Bowling For Soup and I think I just shat myself.

by rennynose January 17, 2005

Bowling for Hollers

The act of insertion of one's middle finger in anus and the insertion of the thumb in the vagina simultaneously to bring pleasure and arousal to female. Reverse holes when said female is laying on stomach.

When Bill started bowling for hollers with Tina, he thought she was going to lose her mind!

by Bob February 21, 2005

Hooker Bowling

An activity when three people ride around in a pickup tuck in an area with hookers, one person hanging a $20 bill out the passenger window one driving, and one hiding in the bed of the truck. Driving at a low speed, when enough hookers follow the truck the person in the truck bed jumps out and tries to tackle as many hookers as they can at one time.

Hey, do you want to go hooker bowling tonight? I bet I can get about 3 or 4.

by jayjayg189 October 20, 2011

Bowling

When you slide your hand down the back of a girl's pants, you then insert your thumb in her ass and your middle and ring finger in her vagina so it feels like your going bowling

I went bowling on that girl all night long.

by CoitusInterruptus160 May 10, 2009

Bowling Green

Does anyone at Bowling Green even know how to spell Bowling Green?

Bowling Green is where the studying starts..starts to stop.

by ik <3 van je March 11, 2005

Bowling Green State University

A poor and pathetic excuse for a college. A far better choice would be the one up the road, the University of Toledo. It is rumored that every student at BG either has an STD, is pregnant, or both. Their school colors are puke orange and crap brown. The mascot, which also happens to be the most annoying mascot in the MAC, is a falcon and could literally be blown to smithereens by Toledo's mascot.

"The Bowling Green State University Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin."

"BGSU-CKS!"

"It is 1:28 pm, and BG still sucks."

by BGSUcks October 6, 2008