Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.

The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.

by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023

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bridal blossom

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!

“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.

by natchoman2 March 11, 2024

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Squatch-Blossom

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.

I love my Squatch-Blossom!

by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025

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