Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.

Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."

by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012

Bio engineering

Slang term for hooking up or having sex.

After we had drinks, the new girl in accounting and I went back to my place for a little "bio engineering"!

by James Weyand February 17, 2006

Urban Engineer

Unemployed.

That idiot listed 'Urban Engineer' on his resume trying to fool the interviewer.

by thesavage1986 November 15, 2011

Social Engineering

The act of convincing others to get what you want.

by Kevin Brennan July 16, 2003

engineer

the train driver, aka the person who starts the train out.

NOTE: In Miami, there's only one Engineer, and that's the one who started All Purpoze.... don't fuck w/it

1) I am the engineer.
2) We ran a train on that ho, and I was the engineer

by ALLPurpozeBIoTCH January 9, 2004

engineer

Moody, God Complex, Think they are intelligent due to the vast experience in technology (3 to 5 years), over weight, some exotic ones have long hair and pony tails (only transexual men have pony tails), anti social, and on the rag 24/7. Usually Grumpy. Very upset about not being able to pick up the hot girl in college, and really pissed because they dont make much money and could have spent all that time drinking in college instead of programing with the Korean exchange student 'shwang balz'

one of my engineer introduces him self as a senior research scientist and has a vast history since the very beginning of network security... and he is 27.

by Hot redhead July 29, 2007

Biomedical Engineer

(BME for short)One who possesses the traits of other engineers, but lacks the profuse mathematical ability. A BME is basically a doctor who tries to design stuff, then fails because he couldn't do necessary calculations.

I didn't realize that the engineer was a Biomedical Engineer until I noticed he was using the calculator upside down and had no clue what a "cosine" is.

by Tngl September 29, 2008