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Baller-status Catholic 

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.
"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."
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Baller cheese 

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
Baller cheese by Crewza October 10, 2015
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German slang term for a woman one would fornicate with. Preferably with a fat hole
pron. Ballah-bar
Hartmut "yo dawg, check dat ass"
Bernhard "dat ho be ballerbar "
Ballerbar by Dr.Clint Camley January 12, 2018

ballesso 

ballesso is a name you would call someone short or old, it is usually used as an insult or nickname for your goofy friends. ballessoes tends to be on the app "Discord" and is sometimes strange.
"hey ballesso! yeah you u silly goose!"

"you guys are all ballessoes😒"
ballesso by sagethecool August 17, 2021

ghetto-baller

Insanely awesome. Different in a cutting-edge way, desirable.
That haute couture trucker hat you just got is ghetto-baller!

Canadian Ballet 

Stripper Joint
Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.
Canadian Ballet by DaSnooze April 19, 2016