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Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022
mugGet the Have you ever been bungee jumping?mug.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.
by sdinaz October 25, 2023
mugGet the If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.mug.

sus fat swede has been ejected

oh no! anomaly sus fat swede has been ejected
by ∉Pⱥiή∌ March 3, 2022
mugGet the sus fat swede has been ejectedmug.

You’ve been JHed

A person you were once dating before they went to jh ranch but they have now broken up with you because you are not a fatso.
I had a girlfriend but I jhed her-Angelo (insert lie)
You’ve been JHed
by Broebfn August 3, 2022
mugGet the You’ve been JHedmug.

The President has been shot

When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)
B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008
mugGet the The President has been shotmug.

You Should've Been There

A shitty way to prevent embarrassment from telling a story horribly and getting a poor reaction. Usually aggravates the hell out of me.
"And then he goes to motorboat her-Ya know what, you should've been there!"
by WellFuckMyAss May 18, 2017
mugGet the You Should've Been Theremug.
Happened to me, like has anyone else had this problem?

I created 3 definitions yesterday and none of them are on the website yet...

I am so disappointed.
When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't published
by Poopz💩 October 1, 2022
mugGet the When your definition was created yesterday and still hasn't been reviewed so it isn't publishedmug.

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