fist badge

A medal/ribbon awarded to a person who inserts his/her fist/fists into the receiving partner. Generally male on female.

Person: so I ended up fisting this girl last night.
Friend: oh shit, so you got your fist badge?
Person: I guess you could say that.

by MARSattack July 27, 2014

Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

Arse badger

A real jerk

Girl: wow that boy was such an arse badger

by Shayomac February 19, 2017

Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

Edgy Badger

An edgy badger who makes a point to infinity. Is well traveled, well read and somewhat of a rennosance man. However, he badgers friends and family with his so called edgy experiences.

He’s an edgy Badger traveling to all ends of the earth retelling his old football stories and many examples of his “edgy” life.

by the fist shaker January 13, 2019

Max Beder

Max Beder is an alak bar

Oh look it's Max Beder
No, it's an alak bar

by Omegele October 14, 2020

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020