baney

a word that describes ones unhealthy obsession for bacon

Bob: who the fuck ate my #1 with bacon?!?
Chris: haha that fag just pulled a Baney!!!

by napolean bone-apart February 12, 2008

barney

A scandal-walker, a young man who attempts to go too far with his dates. A lothario.

Eunice, keep away from that barney. If you don't let him pet he makes you get out and walk.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

banned

When somebody says something you do not agree with, so you exclude them from your conversation by using the word ' banned '

girl: so what did you do last night after the party? did you sneak out?

other girl: nah i went to sleep. i got scared.

girl: your banned!

by Trackstarrrrr May 22, 2005

Banner Rammer

When you become too proud of yourself.

Guy: That man is such a banner rammer.
Guy 2: I know, if his head get's any bigger it'll explode.

by fishy90001 December 16, 2009

Barney Gumbled

To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.

Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"

by fishphoenix June 28, 2011

Barney

A school director sent from hell whose hobby is to procrastinate and hide in her cave. She is also a compulsive liar, so beware.

Student 1: Hoy, ga ano ka da? (Hey, what are you doing?)
Student 2: Gahulat kay Barney, pa pirma ko tani promi ko(I'm waiting for Barney, so that she can sign my promissory note.)
Student 1: Haha, di nlng mig. busy sya kuno. di ma distorbo (Haha, there's no need friend. You cannot disturb her, she's busy.

by ihatebarney August 2, 2011

Barney Juice

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.

"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."

by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011