Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013

Smokey Butthole

-Noun

-Verb: Smokey Buttholing
-Adective: Smokey Buttholed

We were smoking from my friends elephant bowl with the trunk for suction and the carb was the butthole, every time when we hit the bowl an cherried it the elephant filled with smoke and wed say "smokey butthole" as we pass it off.

- "Dude that smokey butthole was soo good"

by M@rty Mcfly October 13, 2011

Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

butthole winching

The act of attaching anal beads to a high speed winch and ripping them out of an anus

Dude i met this chick last light who let me go butthole winching.

by WinchLyfe December 10, 2018

Butthole shot

It's like a bellyshot, but you pour the liquid into the persons butthole and drink it from there.

Dude, the party last night was crazy! Two girls started taking butthole shots in the livingroom! I had the weirdest boner the whole time!

by Zsama August 16, 2017

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

Liquid Butthole

an emotional asshole that get on your nerves but you cant get back at him coz when you you do you shall find tears flooding your room

Steven is such a Liquid Butthole.

by Jeremiah Stone October 27, 2018