my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".

My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

national breast day

october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis

“hey it’s october 5th”
“oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*

by justsomeguywithoutamustache October 05, 2021

Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023

Partridge Breast Pussy

Typically- this saying stems from a theory pertaining to women's lip shape (mouth) as to her vagina. So for instance, if the female has a smaller upper lip, as opposed to her bigger bottom lip- it's called a Partridge breast pussy. Meaning- it's similar to the look of a partridge breast.

The theory seems to be legitimate. You can tell a lot about the shape of a women's mouth.

Look at those lips- that girls got a partridge breast pussy!

by WoodlandMuse369 April 24, 2017

Boobie Breasts

something pkrussl says in some gacha cringe

pkrussl: oh no, why does the gacha girl have bOoBiE bReAsTs??

by 7oSeven September 13, 2020

Deep Breast

That special moment right before you begin to motorboat.

Ian paused to savor the deep breast before he began to shake his head back and forth in between Sheena's chest.
It was almost worth it before she slapped the ever loving shit out of him.

by Dapper Mermaid October 29, 2014

The scientist who cured breast cancer

Hahahahahahaha. The A.I. is going to do it so no.

Hym "And then I will be the scientist who cured breast cancer. Great job me."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024