BMW

Shit

My BMW Exploded

by BurritoSlayer84 November 30, 2021

BMW

Baboon Monking World. (BMW car fans)

BMW bus stop destroyers.

by Standing Hard August 25, 2018

BMW

BMW is a automotive brand known to "Bring Many Worries" hence the abbreviation BMW

Man1: Ay yo you got a BMW right?
Man2: Yeah bro it brought many worries fam
Man1: Yeah bro merc for the win am I right
Man2: Right bro

by xSniper23 April 05, 2022

BMW

Body made wrong

Did u see that BMW over there?

Old BMW wrong wearing that dress

by Muddydriveways November 10, 2022

BMW

Black mans willy

I’m going to take a ride on my BMW (Black mans Willy) Today!!

by Mythic March 30, 2022

BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.

HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL

by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 07, 2022

bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.

Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.

by KelrJr April 22, 2022