Sporran Basher

Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jock heritage.

Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"

by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

pelican bash

the act of a person flicking the toungue side to side on a womans vagina while shaking head side to side

man did you pelican bash that hot bitch?

by benchii September 14, 2009

ovary basher

A penis that is so large that when the guy has sex with a woman her ovaries hurt the next day.

I gave her the ovary basher last night.

by tbean June 25, 2010

Squaddie Basher

A young girl, usually a teenager or young adult, who goes around and has sex with squaddies.
She will usually hang around public places, such as shopping centres or fast food restraunts, on occasions outside the army camp, and will get picked up by random men and have sex with them.

that girl is such a slag , a total squaddie basher

by LovingLewis June 9, 2011

The bashers

The bashers are the current rulers of planet clom in which they used a very special attack to achieve. They're also attending Katriona Weiss Sanwells maths classes. The bashers are a grand wee bunch. Don't mess with the bashers.

Basher Keane: oi ee the bashers help I just pood ma pants
Basher Ewan: jings crivens help ma boab!
Basher Jace: proof?

by Jacyhens17 April 9, 2021

bash the bishop

when you grab your genitals and bash the hell out of them and get an exciting cum rush, other terms are blastin the bella and screwin the slim jim.

Be right back i just bashed my bishop and theres sperm everywhere.

by mr ejaculate April 14, 2004

male basher

N - A female who expresses a great deal of resentment towards the opposite sex. Comonly found in Sorority groups they tend to emit sexist comments and promote their superiority over males.

Stanly: Hi, Do you know where i can find...
Male Basher Sarah: GET AWAY FROM ME! Men are such faggs.
Stanly: ...Alrighty then.

by Stevsie July 29, 2008