by cherisheachday March 17, 2007

slang for a quickie or a really fast-paced sex with someone you barely know or do know but don't care about. wham bam thank you maam just means that you bang her and go.
by BIG M-SLICE July 29, 2006

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).
"Yeah last night I had sex with this one ugly chick, so I decided to hurry it up, so it was just wham bam thank you ma'am."
by Anonymous March 9, 2003

by Igloo Hotboxman September 13, 2008

(joe) hey bro did you get a quickie with sarah from the party.
(Mondo) ya it was more of a wam bam thank you mam.
(Mondo) ya it was more of a wam bam thank you mam.
by armando romero February 20, 2009

-"For letting me display my academic abilities." A derivative of "wham-bam-thank-you-mam." This version warps the phrase horrifically, to refer to an exam taken in an academic setting.
by jsams4181 April 18, 2017
