assessment

the process of determining wear on a piece of furniture based on the number of times it has been sat in

You know, John's been sleeping on the couch for months, plus all the parties we've been having? It might be time to give that couch a serious assessment.

by Cadalso January 29, 2008

Monsoon Assassin

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill

Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.

by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007

assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

by Travlin September 20, 2010

Asams

sexy; amazing; demonstrating all qualities of seductive innocence; musicaly talented

Dude that band is so asams!

by screamywienie June 26, 2009

Assassin

one of the last descendents of the hashashin; they still gather under certain planetary alignments not to kill but to honour their forefathers through mystic rituals. once the higher cerebral level has been achieved, they are free to plot the downfall of the god who betrayed them and the return of the dark lord their master

i once knew an assassin, or at least i thought i did

by servant of the baron September 24, 2003

assistant

A modern day slave. A person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap whore with no backbone. Some whores are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. A position for employment that requires little to no dignity.

While wiping my ass, my assistant went upwards and not down so I bitch slapped my assistant. Moses freed many assistants from Egypt then parted the Red Sea.

by Jedi Masterbater May 13, 2006

assassin

A Guild Wars profession specializing in combo attacks attacks and shadow abilities. Attributes include:

Critical Strikes
Dagger Mastery
Deadly Arts
Shadow Arts

The assassin lashed out at the W/Mo and shadow stepped back to safety.

by Domino-the-Drow June 28, 2006