Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020

bob for apples

bob for apples meaning when an man and women have sex and the man eats the women's pussy with no hands
or if a women bob for apples on an man's dick

girl 1: did you here about girl 3's man? she said he bob for apples last night!
girl 2: yeah
girl 3: we bobbed for each others apple and then he stretched me.

by peefr0g_ April 26, 2021

that’s apples

something easily done; not a difficult to put into action

interviewer: “can you get coffee and sort the emails?”

interviewee: “of course! That’s apples!”

by Mrs Mrs Mrs September 12, 2021

rake her apples

The act of fucking an older woman doggy style while reaching over and smacking her saggy tits.

Id like to rake her apples

by Bigcockstud69420 September 19, 2021

ryuks.juicyass.apples

cool mutual and chronic simp tbh

did you see the thirst post ryuks.juicyass.apples posted today

by ryukssneakylink October 30, 2021

Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌

Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱

by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 21, 2022

drippin’ in applesauce

Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.

Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce

by Taylor June March 23, 2022