Anus Gnome

When you have the need to take a huge shit but only a little bit comes out.

I was about to drop a huge deuce but it turned out to be an Anus Gnome

by Werycf October 30, 2018

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

fiery anus

It's where you have spicy food (Indian, Chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quantity and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. They are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in Majorca.

I went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce - I've been having fiery anus.

by Dr. Titz Magee October 14, 2016

hot anus

a hot anus

i love me some hot anus

by hot anus June 5, 2016

anus lashing

The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)

Wow! Billy reallly did a grrat job giving me an anus lashing last night. Gee whiz!

by nickyboytoy September 19, 2016

sparkle anus

A bedazzled anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick

by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014

Tickle in the anus

To be a constant or great annoyance to a single or a group of individuals.

That kid won't stop coming over and trying to talk to us.

I know he's such a tickle in the anus!

I hate when Joe sticks my borrowed pencil up his nose and then tries to return it to me.

I feel you bro, he's such a tickle in the anus.

by Alejandro December 7, 2014