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Half Homo

It is not "No Homo" nor is it "Completely Homo." It is when a sexual act occurs between two people of the same gender that will not leave the relationship between the two people feeling awkward or strained because of the act, but is too gay to ever be mentioned to anyone besides themselves.
Mark: "Dude, Steve. I think we made out last night."

Steve: "No Homo!"

Mark: "Too late for that dude. Let's just not tell our friends. Half Homo! Whew, if I hadn't called that we'd be really gay right now bro."
by BjornikovTheMighty August 26, 2010
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half-ski

a unfinished beer that has half the beer in it
half-skis are for pussys, strictly done-skis
by phan da man May 20, 2010
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Half-Porra

Half-Porras use the Afrikaans word ‘poes’ a lot. They’re not afraid to use their fists. Their favourite drink is whiskey.
You wouldn’t want to mess with Natalie, that thing is Half-Porra!
by Jacques1996 November 14, 2019
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Half-Eye

When an individual becomes so drunk the night before that the next day they can only open their eyes half way. For the more seasoned partiers: quarter-eye.
OMG!!! WTF!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! God damnitttttttt. I got so fucking hammered last night that I have a serious case of half-eye. My Chemistry final is gonna be brutal.

I got so drunk last weekend that I woke up with one-eye... and the eye that was still open had quarter-eye
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Half-Mo

Q: "Is Peter Sarsgaard a homo?" A:"Nah, just a Half-Mo..."
by Doctor Rosenpenis February 28, 2011
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half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."
Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.
by Billy McPhereson December 10, 2004
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half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.
After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.
by muttleydeed May 3, 2006
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